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Monday, September 27, 2010

Hot Spot Crimes Areas In KL

It's getting worse in Kuala Lumpur , Malaysia - Crime rate is very high!

1 Lebuh Ampang
Bus Stop Near The Indian Restaurants - Snatch Thief Area, victims are normally Malay and Indian girls who are alone and not aware.Sexy Indian Girls, please be extra careful. If you are to say a word, they will insult you with vulgar words or even slap your face if you put up a fight.

2 Jalan Ampang - Menara Great Eastern / Great Eastern Mall
- If you are approaced by anyone - men or women asking for direction or time, please be ALERT if any cars ormotobike that comes near you. Stop you conversation and run for your for your life, if not be ready to
scream or if you have a spray get it ready. Tag Team Ahli Gusti Jahat Gang will either snatch your handbag / handphone or sepak you if they can't get anything from you. If you are too sexy - they will bundle you into their car or molest you on the spot.

3 Changkat Thambi
Dollah Off Jalan Pudu - Bus Stop and Wisma Shaw Areas Lots of Mat Rempits who hang around the bus stop area to snatch your handbag.
Those who drive to this area and to Wisma Shaw for shopping or cari makan, please park your car at a safe parking area. Tepi Jalan parking areas can be not safe - Taiko Tai might force you to remove your car
or they will park to block your car. Any words you say to them might end-up you getting a good bash -up.[They have areas whereby only gang leaders can park their cars]

4 a) Jalan Pudu

from Swiss Garden Hotel to Hentian Pudu Raya and Menara Maybank

4 b) Ladies please take care of your handbag and your handphone when you place it near your ears - Mat Rempit Gang will zoooom near your and roughly snatch it from you. You might just fall down due to the impact of it and hurt your head by hitting the ground.

4 c) When withdrawing cash from the banks ATM [Ambank, CIMB, Public or Maybank] Please look around first b4 you do your withdrawal, IF YOU NOTICE someone looking at you or suspicious to you,
then you have to be extra careful! There is this GERAK KILAT gang who in a split second would be near you and snatch or point a knife at you to handover the money, some even force their victims to withdraw from their victims other ATM banks.[According to my not so reliable source - they were one or two female victoms who were rape and dumped at Setapak and Kepong area]

4 d) Boarding of Taxi or Unknown Person Car - Please take note of the route the drivers is taking you, was told if you are taken to a wrong road then you would end-up as a rape victim or if you are a guy, hehehe... you would be cash strip / burnt in a car.[My best friend lately was a victim, lost his Rolex Watch, Wedding Ring and ATM's Card ].

4 e) Ok, Ladies if you think that its safe to be on a motorbike with your Macho Guy that's fine, but beware of motorbikes beside you, they might be snatchers who will snatch your bag and Zoom away

5 Wangsa Maju Putra
LRT and TAR College Area A New Gangster Area this area have now become worst than Jinjang, Balakong or Puchong .Groups of youths will do anything to harm you for just a matter of cents or dislike personality.
Don't stare or look2 at them, all you will know is that they will just simply stab you with a penknife or a dagger.


6 Kepong, Selayang, Sentul Timur LRT and Wangsa Maju - UnKnown Part Time Taxi
Drivers or Stolen Taxi Waiting for You To Be Their Victims- Ladies if you are alone, please DO NOT board a taxi if you think the driver is not pleasant.
If you have withdrawn money from the bank or that you are sexy please ENSURE that the driver doesn't use the central locking of his taxi and driving you to a right route.[You have the full rights to ask the taxi driver not to use the central locking - Wind down the windows if he does not obey to you]..
Macho Guy you too can be a victim cash and valuables.

Advice from Polis Diraja Malaysia - DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS!!!
The message below is from a CID Officer with Polis Diraja Malaysia . Kindly forward it to your colleagues or friends.

ROAD SAFETY ALERT
A police officer working with a the DARE program has issued this warning:
If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS at them. This is a common gang member 'Initiation Game'. The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights and first car to flash their headlights at him is now his 'target'. He is now required to turn around and chase that car, and shoot at or into the car in order to complete his initiation requirements. Make sure you share this info with all the drivers in your family.

PATROL CARS SHOULD KNOW THIS AND CATCH THE CULPRIT BY FLASHING THEIR PATROL CARS' LIGHTS!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

really hope everyone can read and understand these

男孩也好女孩也好,一起看看幾米的讀白吧......

1.很清楚的知道她不合適自己,可是更確定的是他不會主動說分手。

他只是耗著等著,直到有一天女生自己受不了忽冷忽熱、若即若離的態度,

或是等到年華老去不得不下決定時,自己選擇離開。

妳的主動離開,我沒有負心,反而是尊重與成全妳的決定。



2. 半年後發現,他居然可以跟一個只認識三個月的女生步入禮堂,

令她晴天霹靂,才明白他不是不想結婚,不是真的不婚主義者,

說穿了只是他不想跟妳結婚。

八年的愛情長跑比不上三個月的感情。

3. 這位故事中的男生是我的朋友,現在也已經結婚半年。

當他聽到劉若英「後來」,居然會無法克制的流眼淚,

想起的是他交往八年的前任女友。

為什麼會難過,因為妻子身上有著前任女友的影子,

他才明白其實他喜歡的就是這種類型的女孩。



4. 可是人往往很矛盾,

喜歡她的倔強與有性格,卻受不了她的嬌縱。

喜歡她的落落大方,卻受不了她的朋友一堆;

你愛她的小家碧玉,就不要怪她不夠大方;

你愛她的活潑大方,就不要批評她像花蝴蝶一樣。

戀愛談的愈長,結婚的可能性就愈低

所以有時候戀愛的長度結婚的可能性反比

5. 喜新厭舊是人性,日子久了,會結婚不是為了愛情,而是責任感的驅使。

婚後的他才慢慢的發現,當時的那一段感情其實不是不愛,

是時間太久了太長了,把愛情給磨掉了,

再遇到另一個女孩點燃了愛情的火苗,星星之火足以遼源,

把枯竭已久的愛情給予生命,所以倉促的決定結婚。

等到真的結婚後,愛情降了溫,才慢慢的發現其實妻子的身上

有著許多前任女友的影子,他比較愛的人其實還是前任女友,

可是他娶的卻不是她。

這樣的情節不知道是不是也在別處同樣上演著?

6. 學生時代的愛情很單純,出社會以後總想等工作穩定以後再結婚,

工作穩定以後又想等有一點積蓄買車子、買房子以後再結婚,

等著等著,等到愛情被時光給消磨,等到第三者介入點燃

了對方心中激情的火苗,乾柴烈火不可收拾以後,

曾經在年少一起織夢的理想全都抵擋不了新鮮感的激情,

所以琵琶別抱,到最後步入禮堂的都不是在一起同甘共苦、

共同經歷過寒、暑假,等當兵的人。



7. 所以奉勸各位女孩子,

如果對方真的是你想結婚的對象,不要想著有房子有車子有金子,

有了一切再結婚。

現實是,等他有了一切,他的身價暴漲是有價值的單身貴族,

他必需要面臨的是更多的誘惑,妳長久以來的等待與年輕時許

下的山盟海誓都難以抵擋誘惑排山倒海的來。

就像我現在若不嫁他,非得等到他有車子有房子還有存款時再結婚,

那時新娘有極高的可能不是我。

因為要等到什麼都有還要幾年?

有能力的男人就像酒愈久愈香醇,女人則像麵包一樣有賞味期限,

青春是女人的天敵。

如果我是他,等到我三十五歲,什麼都有是個有上千萬身價的黃金單身漢,

我並不需要一個很有能力而年過三十的女人來幫襯我,

我寧可選個如花似玉,年輕貌美的女生,也許沒有什麼工作能力,

至少發揮了賞心悅目的功能,一個真正有能力的男人,

不會在乎一個女人是否能在他的財富上加乘。

遇上對的人,莫等待莫蹉跎,也許沒有房子沒有車子,

只要他認真上進,他就是張有潛力的積優股,

早點進場獲利更高。




8. 也提醒各位男士

如果對方真的是你想好好疼愛的女人,別讓她等太久,

有她一起陪你奮鬥應該是很美好的一件事除非你心中有其他的想法,

否則別讓愛情等太久,把真愛都磨掉了!雖然聽起來很殘忍,

但身邊的家人朋友都有類似的例子。



真愛,就不要等,除非是不想結婚......

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Check u punya phone number....reallllll...........

1) key-in the first 3) digit of your handphone number (not the 01x number)
into the calculator

2) multiply ( x ) by 80

3) add ( + ) 1

4) multiply ( x ) by 250

5) plus ( + ) last four digit of phone number

6) plus ( + ) last four digit of phone number again

7) minus ( - ) 250

8) divide ( ÷ ) by 2)

at last . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . .

Is that your handphone number ????

A M A Z I N G kan! ! ! !