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Thursday, September 30, 2010

名句金华

名句金
「成功」,對男人的定義是指能賺很多的錢,對女人的
定義是指能花很多的錢。

男人有錢就變壞,
女人變壞就有錢。

男人沒有女人,耳根清淨;
女人沒有男人,居家乾淨。

男人「入錯行」,上班會很痛苦;
女人「嫁錯郎」,下班會很痛苦。

好女人,養壞男人的胃口;
壞女人,吊足男人的胃口。

婚前,男人像傳令兵;
婚後,男人像指揮官。

失戀不見得是世界末日:你的心也許會'泣血'
你的荷包卻可以不再'失血'

以前提到結婚,想到「天長地久」;
現在提到結婚,想到「能撐多久」。

當初會結婚,說是「看上眼」;
後來會離婚,說是「看走眼」。

婚前,愛情是神話;
婚後,愛情是笑話。

男人花錢,是為了讓女人高興;
女人花錢,是因為男人讓她不高興。

嫁入「豪門」,要懂得理財;
嫁入「寒門」,要懂得生財。

以前的人,視婚姻生活為「一輩子」;
現代的人,視婚姻生活為「一陣子」。

婚前,男人在餐廳等女人;
婚後,女人在客廳等男人。



婚前,男人經常找女人「討論」;
婚後,男人只告訴女人「結論」。

婚前,男人對她悄悄講話;
婚後,男人對她大聲講話。

戀愛時,情話綿綿;
結婚後,謊話連連。

戀愛時的男人,喜歡「毛手毛腳」;
結婚後的男人,變成「沒手沒腳」。

婚前,情侶做什麼都是「浪漫」;
婚後,夫妻做什麼都是「浪費」。

如意郎君何處覓?
有才華的長得醜,
長得帥的掙錢少,
掙錢多的不顧家,
顧了家的沒出息,
有出息的不浪漫,
會浪漫的靠不住,
靠得住的又太窩囊………

男人呢?
漂亮的女人不下廚房,
下廚房的不溫柔,
溫柔的沒主見,
有主見的沒女人味,
有女人味的亂花錢,
不亂花錢的不時尚,
時尚的不放心,
放心的沒看頭。

想結婚,是自己已能獨立;
想離婚,是子女已獨立。

婚前的男人,大都很幽默。
婚后的男人,大都很沉默。

女人的記性,吵架時最好;
男人的耐性,結婚后最差。

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

What baby are U??

Jan

------------ ---JANUARY BABY-------- --------- ---
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
your personality.

Feb

----------FEBRUARY BABY ------------ --------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. S#*iest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted.. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Ho ?ny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will communicate with someone and realize that you are a perfect match.

Mar

------------ -----MARCH BABY ------------ --------
Attractive personality. S #xy. Affectionate Shy and
reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
new love in 8 days.

Apr

------------ ------APRIL BABY ------------ -------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

May

------------ -----MAY BABY ------------ -----
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

Jun

------------ JUNE BABY ------------ -
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have an a very attractive
partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

Jul

------------ ----JULY BABY ------------ --
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying.. Loves to be with friends ... Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

Aug

------------ AUGUST BABY ------------ ---
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to.. has an 'every
thing's peachy' attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of 'that someone'.
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by 'no pain no gain' caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. 'charming'
or 'beautiful' to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent.. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.

Sep

------------ SEPTEMBER BABY ------------ ---
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.

Oct

------------ ---OCTOBER BABY ------------ -------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins and you will
meet the love of your life.

Nov

------------ ---NOVEMBER BABY ------------ --------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
S#xy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming
up sometime this month.

Dec

------------ ---DECEMBER BABY ------------ ---
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible.... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with.. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. ]